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*walks into the weed store* Hi. Can I please for the love of god buy some Normal Weed

Employee: sure, I have to ask if you want a 5 dollar Mega Zooted Butt Blunt

Me: no. No thank you. One shitty weed please.

Employee: uhhmm. We've got Uncle Geezers Moon Spit, it's a diamond encrusted 1000 thc disposable cart

Me: No like. Cannabis for babies. Or the elderly. No resin. No dabs. No hash.

Employee: ah the only thing we've got is this strain The Beach That Makes You Old

Me:....

Employee: it's low thc

Me: does it make you old

Employee: Yeah. It makes you old.

Me:...

Me: Fine. I'll take that. And a lighter, thanks.