Notices by Krista, Darth Moose Shark (grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu), page 3

@puniko just put many piles.

@puniko I love being seen :) you get me, Puni. You get me.

@puniko I am tricky - German on the outside, American on the inside. Like the world's worst M&M :)

@puniko I'm German, so yup.

I'll express mail this, but it's time.

Let's do this.

@slothrop @CiaraNi I will take the compliments where I can get them 😁

@slothrop @CiaraNi so I'm demi-sus 🤣

Tattoo has entered the disgusting phase of healing (it is healing well, no complaints, but I will not be showing it off at this time - dried plasma looks pretty nasty in the morning 🤣)

OH (from local transbian collective occupying my house):

God is a scam invented by the CIA to sell more American flags

Courtesy of my daughter.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

https://futurism.com/openai-signs-deal-us-government-nuclear-weapon-security

Not drunk yet, but the horrible Dutch karaoke has begun 🤣

@puniko zzzzz

Someone please tell me when "learning" became a countable noun rather than a bog-standard gerund.

Because companies talking about the "learnings" they are taking from things is driving me mad.

"Lessons", anyone?

Yeah yeah language evolves, don't be prescriptive, but this feels VERY "marketing speak" and I hate it.

Having one of those moments - AGAIN - where those two half-finished dissertations lounging around in my past are like, "YOU KNOW, you're not single-parenting a young child anymore, you COULD finally finish a PhD."

Sane mind: "yeah yeah, but it won't GET you anything. You are 52. You have a career. You're pretty senior."

Perverse mind: "Yeah, but was that EVER the point?"

Sane mind: "ok ok, no. That was never the point. But... Old?"

Someone stop me before I sprain something.

Proof photo for friend who does not believe I actually don't have straight hair 🤣

(Weather plus I couldn't be arsed this morning after the voting forms panic)

I love how my glasses look enormous in photos 🤣 they aren't that big!

The alternative is to take them off, but frankly, rapid weight loss has made me look so tired with bags under my eyes that I almost never do.

@puniko awwww, thanks Puni ❤️❤️❤️

@puniko red, white, or Linux? 😁

Congrats, Fedi! You, yes YOU, are my Sunday lunch date.

I'm not going to finish any of this, but it is a sunny day, I am in a good mood, and I am avoiding all of my responsibilities, so I guess tell me a story, or #AMA, or just, I dunno, wave 🤷🤣

I cannot get "Faschismus is Back" out of my head now.

And in case you've seen the video and wondered if @janboehm's falsetto and transitions are fake, THEY ARE NOT. The guy has a voice that sounds even better live.

Go see it live if you can. Seriously.

And the rapping. You don't even know.

(If you liked Hamilton, you'll love #EisernEhrenfeld? 🤣🤣🤣 If you speak German, anyway...)