Notices by Krista, Darth Moose Shark (grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu), page 2

@MelissaBearTrix @simonwilliamson I used to live down the street from both Scientology headquarters in LA and their "celebrity center" - VERY wacky.

Hrm. Reflecting on the number of times in my life men have called me "too independent", as if that is an undesirable thing.

Some of the same, in relationships anyway, complained if I ever needed anything of them.

That tells you everything you need to know, I think.

@puniko meow?

@puniko jetzt in Waldmeistergeschmack!

@puniko Wackelcode > Vibecode😻

Alright, work time.

FEAR MY CODE.

@GreenSkyOverMe @VeroniqueB99 Holy shit. That is actually a pretty big fucking deal - most Swiss institutions do whatever they can not to offend most of the time, even if it's not the best ethical choice.

I think I probably shocked my mother, who is finally realising that the rule of law has collapsed and there is no procedural thing that is gonna stop Nazis, when she mentioned to me today that my visit preinaugration was probably a good idea.

I told her that foreign states are giving their citizens the same kinds of warnings they give about war zones and lawless states, and moreover, that I would probably be deported or arrested, given that I've very publicly criticised Trump and am an intentional ex-citizen.

And I think she knows and understands that I wasn't being hyperbolic.

"I told you so" only feels good if it's to an ex, really.

Woo boy, do I have a headache.

In sucky-assed news, I can't take NSAIDs anymore :(

Dude whistling Jingle Bells at the bus stop.

It's March 1st 🤣

@puniko *pats Puni* *gives treat*

All is good, Punicat :)

@puniko You are. You are a nice kitten. That makes you awesome.

@puniko :)

@puniko You are awesome :)

@puniko No you aren't :)

@spiegelmama the egg kits are better than anything as a service :)

@spiegelmama Laugh, I'd forgotten about PAAS! Ah, my childhood, and the smell of vinegar.

(Paas is Dutch for Easter, incidentally :)

But no, I was talking about Puniko as a Service :)

So what kinds of services does @PaaS offer?

Dear Swiss medicine: if you insist on making appointments 4 months in advance, please be on time when I show up to them.

@puniko Enjoyen Sie die Foodz