Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world), page 3

We could rotate the grate so that its bars are perpendicular to a bicyclist's direction of travel, thus solving the problem, or--hear me out--we could post a sign illustrating the problem.

@ATLeagle
Some toots demand to be written.

Piano is not my forte.

When the news is about Georgia enacting "a new law that sets back democracy," you have to stay tuned to learn if it's Eurasian Georgia or y'all Georgia.

New plan: become the Georgia O'Keeffe of sliced ham

Crypto bros for Jesus. They are the worst.

A ruffian, eh? I can't say I like the sound of that.
- David Niven

A ruffian, eh? I rather like the sound of that.
- Mae West

Is there actually a person inside Elise Stefanik?

I'm hoping for a president who isn't part of a work-release program.

The singularity has begun. Steven Seagal and Ringo Starr are now the same person.

Goodbye, 2023, hello, "Steamboat Willie" porn

It's a very special hospital. It's for rich people dying of glamorous diseases.

SYSTEM DOWN / STORE CLOSE
Sorry for [the] unconvinced
- Dollar Tree, Richmond, California

Is there a drearier instrument than the foghorn?

Flagon with the dragon
Vessel with the pestle
Grifter with the snifter

If President Biden and his cabinet opened their meetings with a haka, that would put the Republicans in their place.

Taika Waititi is like Steve Carell. It always takes me a couple of minutes to get used to him.

I know people don't really have hot dog fingers. That means I'm not AI. That means you can trust me.

The cats are claiming me as a dependent.