Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world), page 3

If they really did have a space laser, Marjorie Taylor Greene would have zapped into a burnt French fry by now.

In Texas "getting drunk" and "shooting at things" are not separate activities.

White people consistently overestimate public demand for their thoughts on race.

Your messy aunt with the chopsticks in her hair. I bet she's got some weed.

I wonder how much money one of these capital punishment states could make selling lottery tickets to pull the switch.

Big Man, Big Appetites
Mark Robinson for North Carolina
- a bumper sticker I'm working on

Late-stage Trump is lizard brain Trump. Lizard brain Trump is the only Trump left.

These business "summits" where small fry with delusions of becoming tycoons pay $125 to listen to flown-in big shots shuffle platitudes for a couple of hours--that's a scam I'd like to run.

Is running somebody over in a crosswalk a more serious offense than just running somebody over?

Spreading preposterous lies about immigrants eating dogs and cats is exactly what I would expect from a couch fucker like JD Vance.

A difference between me and Donald Trump is that he thinks dogs are subhuman. There are other differences.

Naturally, I'm ill at ease around a clown till I figure out if he's murderous or nonmurderous.

I think Donald Trump should be banished to an old Little Orphan Annie comic strip.

Kamala Harris is the shark.

My fondest hope is to turn a thimbleful of talent into a demitasse of success.

I just know all the stuff I post about Trump is pissing him off.

@lowqualityfacts
I don't trust the mainstream media. I trust @LowQualityFacts.

Priest and congressman are two titles sometimes preceded by "disgraced former."

Trump's out of original ideas. Even the offense to war heroes is a rerun.

It always feels like a present when you get a package in the mail.