Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world), page 4

In the case of "AI" versus "A.I.," I present exhibit no. 1 . . .

I rest my case.

On the bottom of the hi-fi cabinet. That's where your father kept his "health photography."

Children are for people who can't have cats.

I don't want him to become president, but I would like RFK Jr. to be renewed for another season of off-the-wall comedy.

Kamala didn't turn Black all at once. There was an intermediate period when she was a white guy with dreadlocks.

So what's it feel like to be subducted?
- Terry Gross interviews the North American Plate

I'm beautiful on the outside and I'm beautiful on the inside, but there's a middle layer you really don't want to know about.

I have good news. The panel loved your performance and you're all going through to next week.

If Trump gets in again, they need to replace the Marine Band with a kazoo.

I honesty think Trump is afraid of Biden.
It would be a wonderful thing for our democracy if that fear manifested itself in Trump shitting himself on stage.

They're the perfect family for a reality show. Christian but not molestery.

Most relationships are based on a form of mistaken identity.

Like a shark gasping for air on the beach. That's what it's like to be a toot that doesn't get any boosts.

We could rotate the grate so that its bars are perpendicular to a bicyclist's direction of travel, thus solving the problem, or--hear me out--we could post a sign illustrating the problem.

@ATLeagle
Some toots demand to be written.

Piano is not my forte.

When the news is about Georgia enacting "a new law that sets back democracy," you have to stay tuned to learn if it's Eurasian Georgia or y'all Georgia.

New plan: become the Georgia O'Keeffe of sliced ham

Crypto bros for Jesus. They are the worst.

A ruffian, eh? I can't say I like the sound of that.
- David Niven