Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world), page 2

It's such a nice day outside. Why don't you boys go ice fishing?
- Minnesota mom

Why can't Jesus give me a million dollars? What kind of Jesus is Jesus anyway?

I'm happy for the dog that Donald Trump doesn't have. Lucky dog!

Stephen Miller is a Roy Cohn voodoo doll.

If I ask your boyfriend what he does for a living and he says, "I'm kind of doing my own thing now," he is not the one for you.

So is Putin going to give Trump his balls back or what?

Antiques dealer - a dealer in antiques.
Antique dealer - a very old dealer.
They are not the same, usually.

Calling the H.R. lady a bitch escalates the situation.

Any story about A.I. that does not state that A.I. is plagiarism is propaganda.

All of my personalities have reindeer names.

Trump is to date rape as Musk is to data rape.

There's got to be liquor in one of these free little libraries.

I'm a heathen but bring me a pizza and I'll listen to your Jesus talk. And some Sprite.

Greta Thunberg's turned her attention to Gaza. I might have to rely on the Linda Lindas to solve the climate crisis.

My favorite part of the parade was when Space Force--all fifteen of them--showed up in their Star Trek uniforms.

The "tribbles" on Star Trek were played by William Shatner's old toupees.

I am nothing but appetites and grievances.

Donald Junior doing an "L to the OG" thing for daddy is inevitable. And daddy will LOVE it.

Gary, Indiana, was named after Gary.

Trump has assembled a diverse team. Pete Hegseth is a Stoli and shooters drunk while Jeanine Pirro is a spritzers and Franzia drunk.