Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world), page 2

Wanderlust is when you go backpacking in India. Wandalust is when you have the hots for Wanda. They're completely different things.

Of Stephen Miller let it be said: there is a towering smallness to him.

He can't even be nice to Canada. That's the kind of person he is.

The Trump administration will be the first to be staffed entirely by bullies and little shits who now think they're cool kids.

What do you mean, the dispensary is closed Christmas Day? What part of "my whole family" is here don't you understand?

If someone had just given little Elon a pony for Christmas, we wouldn't be in this mess now.

Usually "Miss America" and "Miss Boobs" go to the same person.

I feel alive! I feel ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE! I feel as alive as Shelly Miscavige!

Please bear in mind that when Donald Trump says something like "beat the shit out of them--just beat the fucking shit out of them," he is speaking poetically.

Where's the shitter? I've gotta dump.
- Trump at Notre Dame

Does Lindsey Graham know which one is the gay Teletubby? You bet he does.

I never go anywhere without a spoon in case I have to tunnel my way out of prison.

Under my law the Ten Commandments will be inscribed on Matt Gaetz's forehead.

They really made a big deal out of the whole Jesus thing, didn't they?

"Clarity," "focus," and "concentration" are dispensary talk for "stoned."

Things He Will Be Remembered For
1. His golf
2. His iced tea
3. His schlong

My gut says Donald Trump.
- Nate Silver

If money is fungible, then why don’t I have more of it?

Jason Statham stars in "The Beekeeper," and he is literally that, a beekeeper. He doesn't send a swarm out to kill people or anything.

"JD Vance, or as some call him, 'P.I.O. Joe' . . . " is my gift to the Harris-Walz campaign.