Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world), page 2

Kamala Harris is the shark.

My fondest hope is to turn a thimbleful of talent into a demitasse of success.

I just know all the stuff I post about Trump is pissing him off.

@lowqualityfacts
I don't trust the mainstream media. I trust @LowQualityFacts.

Priest and congressman are two titles sometimes preceded by "disgraced former."

Trump's out of original ideas. Even the offense to war heroes is a rerun.

It always feels like a present when you get a package in the mail.

In the case of "AI" versus "A.I.," I present exhibit no. 1 . . .

I rest my case.

On the bottom of the hi-fi cabinet. That's where your father kept his "health photography."

Children are for people who can't have cats.

I don't want him to become president, but I would like RFK Jr. to be renewed for another season of off-the-wall comedy.

Kamala didn't turn Black all at once. There was an intermediate period when she was a white guy with dreadlocks.

So what's it feel like to be subducted?
- Terry Gross interviews the North American Plate

I'm beautiful on the outside and I'm beautiful on the inside, but there's a middle layer you really don't want to know about.

I have good news. The panel loved your performance and you're all going through to next week.

If Trump gets in again, they need to replace the Marine Band with a kazoo.

I honesty think Trump is afraid of Biden.
It would be a wonderful thing for our democracy if that fear manifested itself in Trump shitting himself on stage.

They're the perfect family for a reality show. Christian but not molestery.

Most relationships are based on a form of mistaken identity.

Like a shark gasping for air on the beach. That's what it's like to be a toot that doesn't get any boosts.