Notices by DCoder 🇱🇹❤🇺🇦 (dcoderlt@ohai.social)

humans.txt is a neat idea. Too bad its representatives at humanstxt.org let their HTTPS expire 😒

In a mansion owned by elon musk, in a room behind a lock with an X-shaped keyhole, hangs a portrait that gets smarter and more human-like every day.

This is the first time I feel like I’m missing out on something by not having a facebook account.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/unitedhealthcare-ceo-tribute-mocked-laughing-emojis_n_67534f84e4b0ced7879807a7

https://devopsdays.com.ua/

#DevOps

Happening now!

https://devopsdays.com.ua/#agenda

This is going to be good.

l m f a o

Patch Tuesday just dropped that turd called CoPilot on my Windows 10 machine. If Microsoft is trying to speed up my migration to Ubuntu, they’re doing a good job.

@catsalad

@ryanc
I’d enjoy hearing more of this story 🍿

@ryanc
Amazing 😁

@ryanc
“Is you running analytics on a criminal fucking conspiracy?”

:thisisfine:

#Google

@noelreports
Give him a break, he finally found a way to get a piece of that sweet sweet budget pie.

Today on #Bluesky : 🥁 :awesome:

@catsalad @ryanc

“what the hell is this shell history, it’s just a lot of `sudo -i`… oh my god, ew ew ew”

(I would be more concerned about shell history on some of the servers I have access to, I’ve seen my coworkers leave `mysqldump -u user -pactual-mysql-password` in there…)

Some chucklefuck published a library with an XML file indented using <space><space><space><space><space><tab> and I have opinions 🤬

Amazing work, @ryanc !

https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/08/home-energy-system-gives-researcher-control-of-virtual-power-plant/

#CrowdStrike

Customer: “I think this feature works poorly in <edge case X>. Can you change it?”
Me: “Yes, I can see the problem, but I’m not sure what the correct behaviour in this case would be. This impacts financial processes, so you need to talk to <customer’s CFO> and get his input on how it should work.”
Customer: “OK, I’ll talk to him. But first, can you tell me how long it’ll take you to fix this?”

No, sorry, it’s only 8 AM, we are not allowed to violate the laws of causality until 5 PM.