Notices by nasser (nasser@friend.camp), page 2

eg

theres no shortage of things wrong with the american tax system but somethings that bugs me to no end is how un-general it is as a system. there's no principles, no abstractions, nothing. state and federal legislators thought of like 38 different ways you might make money, and if you fall into one of those 38 you might be ok but if you did anything even slightly beyond the imagination of the most mediocre powerhungry moneyperverts of the last century youre in undefined territory

at the part where they ask have you ever been to yonkers? how many days did you spend in yonkers? hey asshole im talking to you have you been fishing in yonkers? i swear to fucking god if we find out youve been to yonkers we will fucking end you

hey asshole im not fucking done with you i swear to fuckin god if we hear you even fuggin googled yonkers we will kick ya nuts so hard they come out ya fuggin mouth like a pez candy ya hear me ya fuggin jabroni

need to do taxes
log into accountants' secure document portal
try look at pdf
computer say no
try again look at pdf
computer say very no
open console
wasm-compiled pdf library is crashing in browser, preventing look at pdf
browser can render pdf natively
why
why for fuck sake
why

the same people who reject imagining a world without hierarchies and capital as fantastical thinking believe that if you write a bunch of scripts in python 3.7 and they are really good scripts then they will become sentient, sure

I'm a bit of ah ...a contrarian 😏 for example 👀 instead of watching dune in imax like a normie 🥱 I'm watching it on my Samsung Smart Watch™️ ⌚ and a single air pod 🎧 ....jealous ?😎💰🦄☕

improve a game by adding one letter I'll go first: megan man

game jam idea: the only people allowed to participate are managers and theyre only allowed to generate code using chatgpt to simulate the ai future they are advocating for

when is html 6 dropping

yeah im working on a new version control system called cat /dev/null

walking into the shark tank room with a single handwritten cardboard sign that says "tower of babel but real"

the tragedy is that computers and
would be very cool if they didn't suck so much

currently: annoyed at computers

theres a real possibility i will be buying myself some workout stuff instead of analog video bullshit. i dont recognize myself anymore.

remember when every corporation had a good well documented API and people built amazing things on them and we were like wow this is the future and then corporations were like hahaha jk and the APIs went away

@mattly ☠️

@mattly any email subscription that does not have a one click unsubscribe button is spam as far as i am concerned and i treat it as such

hello i am telephone robot. i am designed to waste your time.

if you would like to do a trivial thing available on our web site, press 1.

if you would like to do a different trivial thing available literally on our web site, press 2.

seriously, if you want to like know our business hours or like the name of the company or some shit press 3 lmfao

if you called to do something NOT available right on our website press 0 and get put on hold for infinity hours you fucking nerd

OH MY FUCKING GOD

https://stallman.org/articles/gaza.html

it's from 2002 and has a typo in the title element and I'm going actually insane???