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hello i am telephone robot. i am designed to waste your time.

if you would like to do a trivial thing available on our web site, press 1.

if you would like to do a different trivial thing available literally on our web site, press 2.

seriously, if you want to like know our business hours or like the name of the company or some shit press 3 lmfao

if you called to do something NOT available right on our website press 0 and get put on hold for infinity hours you fucking nerd