Notices by nasser (nasser@friend.camp), page 3

https://www.goodboydigital.com/pixijs/bunnymark/

"three of the bunnies represent an existential threat to you and your family. you can ignore the rest"

this is what the mail feels like to me

bad ocr looks like mocking meme text

why is "lips" plural but "tongue" singular?

my favorite thing is when movies were video games have an "alien language" and it's just English but they made a weird font for it

boots riley should do the next movie about the manhattan project

"i before e except after c or when sounding like a, as in neighbor or weigh"

oh ok so what youre telling me is this ramshackle mickey mouse language is not the one that god chose to speak to us in

the real reason i will never get far in accounting is that spelling "recievable" is impossible

also: its vs it's is stupid. grow up.

english: we will use the apostrophe for both possessives and for contractions and this will never be a problem
also english: turns out... its a problem 😬

i find it kind of interesting but i could never do it for a living because money is such an insane fucking idea its impossible to take seriously

i think i could write command line accounting software

I'm not interested in left unity but I'm looking into left godot

realizing that it's the same aesthetically driven irrational self-destructive part of my brain that wants both of these things. neither are practical, both have incredibly steep learning curves to no obvious benefit, one of them is likely immediately fatal. and yet. and yet.

in super mario bros if you get 100 coins you get an extra life but super mario bros came out in 1983 so adjusted for inflation you would actually have to get 305 coins today for the same extra life...

lewd, sonic

@gwenprime give me the good shit https://legacy.cplusplus.com/ aawwww yiiisssssssss

gamers are complaining that my "hyperrealistic war game" is mostly fuel logistics and supply line management??

so do the butthole surfers eat ass or do they limit their activities to surfing

like for all the orientalist bullshit belittling indigenous cultures this is some real hocus pocus folklore shit right here

oh you believe in spirits? rituals? ancient gods? primitive, simple. not like me, the rational white man, who creates a person by filing some papers. this paper person I have created has more rights than women. I have fought for this.