Notices by Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@universeodon.com), page 9

Ode to a little green lump of clay I found in my armpit.
You're gonna need to get that looked at, and no we don't cover that shit Vogon.

#InsuranceASloganOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Flood insurance? No no no. You voted for the wrong guy, but here is your complimentary roll of paper towels.

#InsuranceASloganOrPoem
#HashTagGames

@BenjaminHCCarr TY I just deleted the app.

Writing on Twitter, Fetterman pushed back at Democrats who are anonymously sniping at Biden and he used his own experience with a poor debate performance back in 2022 to emphasize that such moments do not doom campaigns.

"I refuse to join the Democratic vultures on Biden’s shoulder after the debate," he wrote. "No one knows more than me that a rough debate is not the sum total of the person and their record.

He then urged his fellow Democrats to buck up and bluntly said, "Chill the f--k out."

Fetterman in the fall of 2022 was recovering from a stroke that he had suffered earlier in the year and at the time he had difficulty aurally processing questions, which led him to at times miss words while speaking haltingly during a debate with rival Mehmet Oz.

https://www.rawstory.com/john-fetterman-2668629455/

@GottaLaff This is a very useful point. Trump is playing a different game from Biden. If he restrains himself, he reassures mainstream voters. If he lets the mask drop, he energizes his base. Either way, he wins.

@mattblaze Don't you always save your fart to right before you leave the room???

😜

@StillIRise1963
I will never understand why you, in the US, never vote on third parties. Eventually, if everyone diz the same, it would work.

We DO NOT CEDE the presidency of the United States of America to a FUCKING FASCIST because you don’t like how Biden performed on TV. Fools.🙄

Happy #FishFriday !!

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@GottaLaff I'm sorry but the best thing about Biden is that he is not Trump. I'm not American, so not my circus, not my monkeys but there is a retirement age for a reason. I still hope Biden wins the election (cause Trump is very capable of fucking up the rest of the world along with America) but I'm not gonna act like this dabate is not a shitshow.

@BenCisco well if T wins and cancels my disability (I had a great job pre covid now im a broken human) I am going in front of a bus.

Per Rawstory;
"Judge Cannon's latest handiwork -- the hearing on 'particularity' — is particularly ill-founded legally," said former federal prosecutor Andrew Weissmann.

"And on crime-fraud, it is not clear to me why this issue is not precluded ('issue preclusion,' just like what happened in the second E Jean Carroll trial) by the fully litigated issue having been decided by the D.C. court after Trump was heard."

Cannon's 11-page order set a hearing to determine whether specific evidence from former Trump attorney Evan Corcoran should be excluded due to attorney-client privilege, despite the crime fraud exception which states the privilege doesn't apply if the conversations relate to ongoing or future crimes.

In D.C, Judge Beryl Howell has already ruled that Corcoran needed to testify because of the exception.

https://www.rawstory.com/aileen-cannon-trump-2668625580/

@BenCisco It IS important and thank you for saying so.

I am still sick to my stomach as I cannot afford to move out of the country. 😭

Ready for some palate cleansing good news???

per Rawstory; Far-right websites like Breitbart, Daily Wire, The Blaze, National Review, Daily Caller and the Federalist all saw sharp drops in unique visitors between the 2020 election cycle and the 2024 cycle.

Breitbart — which was led by Steve Bannon before he joined former President Donald Trump's campaign and administration — saw its unique visitors drop from more than 5 million in 2020 to just over 500,000 last month – a 90% drop. The Federalist, which was co-founded by Meghan McCain's husband, Ben Domenech, saw its unique user count plummet from 3.3 million to 166,000, which is a 95% decline.

https://www.rawstory.com/traffic-tailspin-far-right-websites-seeing-as-much-as-95-decline-in-visitors-since-202/

We 🇺🇲 need some happy, beautiful, humorous, adorable, pics, memes, vids, music, art, whatever you got, please, and thank you. ❤️❤️❤️

@kateiacy @kimlockhartga
You should call an exterminator. Feral Gnomes are prolific breeders with no natural predators. :metalgif:

Sooooooo....When is the VP debate??? KM gonna kill it.

#debates

It’s not what you want to hear but this is gonna be the clip.

#uspol #debate

Answered a donation call for #ACLU just now (apparently commercial spot during the debate) heard a ? I get alot;

Bozo; Why dont yall mention white people on your ad? its all black people brown people #lgbtq people....

Me; well it is mostly white people doing the infringing on other people's rights

Bozo; well im white (no shit) so why dont yall wanna help me?

Me; sure we will help you. What rights of yours are being violated?

............*click*

asshole

call now; if Ali answers, its me!!

#civilrights #debate #whitepeoplesuck

"He didn't do a damn thing and these people should be in jail," says Biden of Trump and the Jan. 6 Capitol rioters.