Notices by Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@universeodon.com), page 21

James Bond for 'shaken not stirred'
He is ordering a poorly made weak martini and as a devout alcoholic this is felony gin abuse.

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

@madbarrister Are You Being Served. Classic.

Credit Card Fraud
for a start..........

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

@madbarrister and felonious annoying voice

Pepe Le Pew
stalking and sexual harassment

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

Thurston Howell III
hey, he is rich he musta done something gross to get there

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
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News Radio's Joe Rogan
for future crimes against humanity

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

Otis
Felony Drunk Driving
on a horse
with no name

#comedytvormoviecharacterfelonies
#HashtagGames

@rbreich So let me get this straight. Anti abortion contraception pre natal care pre school school lunches.

What is the end game for all these unwanted sick stupid kids that will grow up and not vote for you?

@flexghost This is what Karma making you its Bitch looks like.

@rbreich
*ring*ring*
US; Hello?
Hi hey its Europe. Ummm awkward but you can no longer be trusted. We want our intel back. Thanks.
Good luck with the fascism, we been there. You helped us out of it and apparently didn't learn jack shit. *click*

@sandlapper37 I have a domino cat as well, but with a less perfect paint job. They must have sneezed doing her nose.

@realTuckFrumper No means NO dipshits. EVIDENCE look it up.

@ai Dave Barry (hilarious columnist for Miami) has a wonderful story of his netted in porch that all blew down in a hurricane except for the door. His dogs continued to wait at the door to be let out though the entire porch was now wide open. 😜

So X is now allowing pornography so they can stop spending money policing pornography.

Just call your shitty site what you should have called it from the beginning.

XXX KKK

@jollyorc I toast to you with prune juice, shaken not stirred.

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I had my pizza dude well trained. He knew to immediately stick his foot in the door to stop escaping ferrets. 😂

Trump had been involved in 4,000+ lawsuits before he ever rode down that escalator in 2015. He's not in legal trouble because he's running for president. He's running for president to escape his legal trouble.

As most of my followers are bored of hearing, post covid I now take donation calls for PBS as my days amongst people is over. It is the 25th Anniversary Edition of the film The Civil War by Ken Burns being heavily promoted for the 6 dvd set.

I had a very disturbing call last night that I really thought was a prank. It was not. An adult woman with no discernable accent wanted to know what the program she was watching was about. I thought she wanted an explanation of the gifts offered, or the #PBS membership process, but no she genuinely wanted to know what when why of the American Civil War.
I kept waiting for the other shoe where she would show her #tRump iness or start cursing or deny it ever happened. No. She was genuinely interested with no hint of irony or something amiss in the brain department.
Got some extra cash? Donate to your local pbs and donate this set. Seems like we need more edumacation in this here republic or we will repeat our sad history.
#ACLU #BLM #History

@unclepj 😎 High five.