Notices by Ray*mond Li*terally (madbarrister@mastodon.social)

How I Stole Your Mother

#PirateTVShows
#HashTagGames

Russia is targeting Ukrainian children, why will Biden not let Ukraine target Russian airfields?

My Sweet Starlord

#SuperHeroASongOrPoem
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Elon Musk fired the lot of them when they tried to unionize.

#AltToothFairyFacts
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There once was a Horse with No Name
Who went to the desert untamed,
Where he met Walter White
Who got him high as a kite
Then said forget yours, "Say my name."

#MusingsPoemsLimericksByCharacters
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I lied about your father, Luke. There is no point of view in which I was telling the truth.

#FictionalCharacterConfessions
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Wagu Beef - Cattle that had a better life than you ever will.

#HonestFoodSlogans
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Schrödinger's cat. TBH, we weren't sure if you were fired or not until just now.

#FireAFictionalCharacter
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Hans Gruber, you've been let go.

#FireAFictionalCharacter
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Pink Panther. Here's your pink slip.

#FireAFictionalCharacter
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Do not pull tag in store.

#HashtagGames
#SummerVacationWarningLabels

Don't reheat gazpacho.

#OddCookingTips
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Joins the other two old guys on the debate stage

#SantaInTheSummer
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Tree Museum

#DogsDreamVacation
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I Want a Gnu Drug

#ZooASongOrPoem
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Sicced the goose on you.

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
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Makes you honest just when she asks whether that dress makes her look fat

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
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Causes you to deny that loan.

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
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The Sound of Silent Treatment

#IgnoreSomeoneWithASongOrPoem
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Running that wood chipper all hours.

#OddNextDoorPostingsAndComplaints
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