Notices by Ray*mond Li*terally (madbarrister@mastodon.social)

Thrifty Ways to Leave Your Lover

#BudgetFriendlySongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

The quicker picker upper -- Cocaine

#CommercialCatchPhrases
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Everybody Loves Raiment

#ShowsAboutFashionAndStyle
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Absolutely Fabric-lous

#ShowsAboutFashionAndStyle
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WE WILL NEVER BE THE 51ST STATE 🇨🇦

#HumansIfFoundTagWouldSay
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We Built This City (Sheetrock and Rolls)

#DIYASongPoemOrQuote
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Then I saw her face (on a whole bunch of different accounts), now I'm a Believer!

#FediverseChickNicoleAnything
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All the people who feel the need to preface their defense of #MahmoudKhalil's right to free speech with their distaste for him are not helping.
If what he did is not a crime, the state should not interfere with him. Period, full stop.

You cannot make a deal with Putin any more than you could make a deal with Hitler. You must put him in a position where he puts a round in the chamber and pull the trigger to avoid capture.

For Ukraine, it's not a "minerals deal". It's an arms deal; it's a security deal. Until America is willing to arm Ukraine to the teeth, there is nothing to talk about. #SlavaUkraini

Honesty is the best policy unless it gets you in trouble

#RoseNylundProverbs
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If at first you don't succeed, well I still haven't figured it out

#RoseNylundProverbs
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A fool and his monkey are soon parted

#RoseNylundProverbs
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Electricity killed the cat

#RoseNylundProverbs
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--All you have to do to stop the fighting is let the other guy tie you in a chair
--What if he breaks his word and hits me when I'm tied up?
--Anything can happen. A bomb could fall on your head.

Everything is food until proven otherwise

#PetProverbsAndIdioms
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Americans, get ready to watch people you know die before some of these incompetent appointees get replaced. God help you! #Resist

Learn new languages

#RelationshipAdviceFromSitcoms
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@notroot Great cover! I see that it was off the Pump Up the Volume soundtrack

@notroot I'm glad! I love Concrete Blonde and never realized they did a cover! Looking it up now! 👍