Notices by Ray*mond Li*terally (madbarrister@mastodon.social), page 2

She called me the c-word. So I put up a distress flag.

#OddNextDoorPostingsAndComplaints
#HashTagGames

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Disney lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a quacking,
As of some one irately quacking, quacking at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “quacking at my chamber door—
Only Donald nothing more.”

#DonaldDuckASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

@BeAware That could take hours!😂

You've got to know when to modem
Know when to hold 'em
Know when to dial-up
And when to run diagnostics

#1980sTechASongOrPoem
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Nokia, No Cry

#1980sTechASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Impersonating a person

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

I suppose when you're famous, they let you...

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

Animal cruelty

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

Fashion Crime

#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashTagGames

Agnes Moorehead from Bewitched was a much bigger actress than most people know.

#FakeSitcomFacts
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The Mighty Duckworths

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

Chasing Amy Klobuchar

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

Enemy at the Gaetz

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

Fedi Mercury

#FediAFamousPerson
#HashTagGames

@BeAware https://www.yourdictionary.com/chucklehead

I Ain't No Chucklehead, Girl!

#MakeASongOrPoemRidiculous
#HashTagGames

There once was a boy from the womb
Who wanted to have a little more room
When he reached the vagina
"Keep movin'! Behind ya!"
He heard from his twin with a boom

#ALimerickForMother or
#ALimerickOrPoemForMother
#HashTagGames

Complaining that your soup is cold without checking what temperature it should be.

#WrongWaysToComplain
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AR-15

#WrongWaysToComplain
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The Lost Boys on the Side

#MashUpRomComsAndHorrorFilms
#HashTagGames