Notices by Ray*mond Li*terally (madbarrister@mastodon.social), page 3

It's fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

#FictionalCharactersConfessions
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You have a bucket in a bucket. You put ice between the outside bucket and the inside bucket. You put salt in the ice. You put cream in the inside bucket with sugar and flavourings. You close the lid. Then you crank it until your arm falls off. Ta-da! Ice cream!

Copy and paste. First you copy it. Then you paste it.

#ExplainVintageTechnology
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I Can't Help Falling and Not Getting Up With You

#GrandmaASong
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Bohemian Wrap-it-Up-Subsidy

#BuyNowPayLaterASong
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Interest Free Byrd

#BuyNowPayLaterASong
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Free Range. This animal had a happy life right up until we murdered it.

#HealthyFoodBoxWarnings
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@freemo That's what I thought when I dropped them from the helicopter🤣

Taking the helicopter too high

#ThanksgivingDayRegrets
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