Notices by mushroom soup (mushroom_soup@breastmilk.club), page 4

@transgrammaractivist @DEERBLOOD yeah ok bro

Why do boomers think like this? They’d rather sell their houses they bought for cheap before the housing crisis and use the profits to go on a cruise than pass it on to their offspring, then complain that the younger generations just don’t work hard enough

me (in my mind)

@Will2Power imagine trying to keep track of twenty intimate friends I already have a hard enough time remembering which memes to send in the work group chat vs on fedi

@mrsaturday the article used the phrase ‘cuddle pile’ and I wanted to retch

@mrsaturday cuddle puddle when doordash arrives

Very cool

Ah yes, the patriarchy, which historically HATES letting men have multiple spouses

Bro it’s not worth it, no pussy is worth this

Both the op and that are from this article, which is a great read if you want to bash your head against a wall otherwise https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/04/15/magazine/polycule-polyamory-boston.html

@sun or group chats. They’re necessary to keep track of this shit

@sun this is really important news

Unironically sounds worse than death

Oh my god

joe biden is in pittsburgh today should i go see him

Me: I’m so schizopilled. I’m conspiracy maxxing.

Most normal online boomer:

My intelligence is both a blessing…… And a curse……..

Apparently these are part of your toothbrush????? Likely story

@munir ok i dont know a lot about crypto but i have a coinbase and a kraken account so i think that would let me accept yoru deposit. what crypto is it

@munir ok i believe this is what you need: ChUZN7QFP47R6PDgFxUrW5z5ibwoX9XJFGZHgnaHA29z