Notices by some hermit (crlf@raru.re)

i kinda want to go to bed early but the neighbor is making weird sounds again, the ones where i can never tell if he's doing surgery on himself or playing video games

me: hm, it's been quiet for a bit now, maybe it's time to--

neighbor: aaaahhhhhhhhgggggg huurrrrrrrrrrrrgh

@ocean if you can sleep with crap on your head you're lucky

i shit you not i had a dream last night where r3 went down and i said "oh shit i don't have an alt yet"

get out of the way, teeth falling out dreams, there's a new anxiety dream in town

@wizard organized crime?

@Rasp goddamn what a loaf

@pry bet he never made that mistake again though

@Rasp watching this while hungry murdered me

@Rasp god was too lazy to iron them out

@Rasp also all-peanuts butter is great, and if you want to fuck around you can make it with only dry roast peanuts and a food processor. haven't tried it though, it sounds like a mess.

@Rasp ah yeah that's a reasonable explanation. i still have my own number on my phone as a contact back from when i didn't know it, but eventually i had to type it in enough places where i memorized it.

i'm pretty sure if i woke up in someone else's body the first thing i would do is call my own phone number. but i suppose if the plot demanded it i would also put it off as long as possible.

tfw you don't have all the ingredients for some cookies, but you at least noticed before starting to mix anything so you could just give up, but also you kinda want to take some cookies with for the holiday, but also you really really don't want to run to the store right now

guess i'll just do it

@Rasp too good

@Rasp i don't think i've had scalloped potatoes since i was a kid. i should. look at all that cheese.

@Rasp but if it's a rental then there are ten ants instead

is game awards real? that's a thing people do?

did you know that if you get enough people in one room it's likely that at least two of them have birthdays?

it's a paradox but it's true.

good moirng neighbors

the coffee today is acceptable. beans might be getting a bit stale, but that's what happens when it comes in 12oz bags and you only partake on weekends.

@pry build your temple, pry