Notices by Josh (stumblewyk@jawns.club)

Remember when the Eagles signed Saquon Barkley? That was pretty cool when they did that.

@nfl

#Eagles #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds

@acm_redfox it's true. I had no idea.

@mcneely I don't envy other fan bases during Eagles games on socials. We're not a healthy group of people.

This was at Mile 4 of the Philadelphia Marathon this morning. #GoBirds

KC is the worst 10-1 team since the Eagles last season. My God.

#NFL @nfl

Dallas can't even tank correctly.

#nfl @nfl

@ATLeagle Fair, but I'd argue he was highly punchable even before the work.

Serious question: Has ever a man been born with a more inherently punchable face than Matt Gaetz? I submit that there has not.

#USPOL

@ATLeagle I devoured these things.

Big props to my Aunt Dorie buying me like 6 of these books for my 10th birthday and absolutely hooking my brain on the concept of a fantasy story I could *play*.

#ttrpg #fantasy #books

Jalen Hurts Crippling INT in the Endzone Special™️

#NFL @nfl

@mcneely

@mcneely Yeah, I'm 100 points down before I even have a single player take the field this weekend. 😭

Hahahahahaha my fantasy football opponent this week had both Lamar Jackson and Ja'Marr Chase.

I hate this game.

#FantasyFootball #NFL @nfl

Let sleeping dogs blep. @dogsofmastodon

#DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon

Kick the fucking ball, ok, Nick? Just kick the fucking ball. #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

Jesus Christ, they're setting ballot drop boxes on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgWL-9UAqj8

More like Jalen Farts, amirite? High five!

#GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

@mcneely @hockey Michkov is gonna be so much fun to watch. The Flyers with a true goal scorer, whodathunkit?

@ATLeagle see, I'm afraid that defensive coordinators have adjusted to the RPO (as have referees, hence all the ineligible man down field penalties against the Eagles this season) and Hurts can't do the alternative. It's not a good mix.