Notices by Mark Shane Hayden (msh@coales.co)

@EVDHmn @cwebber I think you have to carmelise fermented onions. Doing it the other way around probably violates the Laws of Nature.

@EVDHmn probably the same as making sauerkrout, just chop 'em up and put 'em in jars with saltwater and let things brew for a few weeks. I don't know if any sort of fanciness with enzymes or starters would be needed

I wonder if anyone has ever fermented durians. I bet that would be impressively pungent!

@cwebber

@jonny we've trained AI code gen on a couple of decades on techbro "easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission" philosophy so yeah lemme get out my picoviolin for them

@cwebber Christine :blobcatglare:

@jalefkowit

So now Japanese Keanu is kicking ass what even is this #Monsterdon

Smolzilla! :blobaww:

Lok at that face how can you fight when you see that face?

#Monsterdon

So this #Monsterdon is basically a compilation of clips from a bunch of late 1990s and early 2000s action movies then?

I hope they show some Kaiju movie clips again even if they are sometimes CG I kinda miss them now

RELEASE THE KAIJU!

Ask and you shall receive! #Monsterdon

The least believable thing in this #Monsterdon so far is how Captain Gordo can understand Japanese perfectly but not speak a word of it, and everyone else in Japan can understand him perfectly but can't speak a word of English

I appreciate that even though they are stuck at the South Pole and the world is in ruins that they still got dressed for Pride #Monsterdon

RIGHT ON GODZILLA! some top shelf pro Kaiju wrestling there #Monsterdon

So far there has been no real point to little Smolzilla's presence in this #Monsterdon yet I am absolutely delighted he is there

So the Xilians need energy to survive by way of mitochondria so are turning the Human race into er...sort of batteries then right?

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Original.

#Monsterdon

Like they could've use actual cattle instead of destroying civilisation I mean cow mitochondria aren't really any different than ours

Heck maybe even fish or bugs or bacteria have 'em but like even if you are picky eaters there are like...much more practical options

#Monsterdon

The All-Kaiju Battle Royals outside and Buff Tom Selleck in The Matrix all at once my brain is too full to process this #Monsterdon

Captain Gordo!

Often imitated, never duplicated!

#Monsterdon

"Why don't you show us your real face?"

"We don't have the FX budget for that"

#Monsterdon

Straight to the monster, sketchy 20 year old CGI and Matrix-derivative combat! Delightful #Monsterdon do far!

You're too soft for battle, mutant! Gonna get yourself killed,10-ply! #Monsterdon

Infant Island is in the matrix now or something? Whatever it doesn't matter because SMOL LADIES! WE HAVE SMOL LADIES! :ahhhhhhh: #Monsterdon