Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 28
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2023 14:03:35 JST Kerosene
I'm sleepy but don't wanna go to bed. Things would be much easier with a wife to cuddle with :anime_think: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2023 00:24:27 JST Kerosene
@DW2 >I think it was ___ who said
If I learned anything from the Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man essay is that you shouldn't phrase things that way because you lose credibility. Making shit up with confidence is the correct way to do it. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2023 07:20:08 JST Kerosene
I'm in love with this picture what an absolute beauty.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2023 07:20:06 JST Kerosene
@kumicota @sjw @RealRaul @Terry @VidyaH0meSyst3m @redneonglow He is.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2023 03:36:24 JST Kerosene
@King_Noticer @bronze @wgiwf @skylar They are very disfunctional but I've seen enough porn of the two of them together to firmly believe it can all work if he just puts her in her place.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2023 03:33:15 JST Kerosene
@verita84_uwu Just trying to open the start menu without having to wait 2 full seconds for it to show on screen.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2023 03:33:10 JST Kerosene
Dear fucking God. Once again I'm forced to use Windows and this shit is so unbelievably unresponsive 😢 what kind of magic do the fags at Microsoft posses that allows them to turn a modern computer into a 80's machine in terms of processing power. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 23:45:10 JST Kerosene
@lina >community ambassador
If that's an achievement for being a janny then he must be bullied to death. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 22:31:11 JST Kerosene
@eal HELL YEAH. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 17:06:48 JST Kerosene
@Humpleupagus @greentext @IAMAL_PHARIUS > Gets flown to Los Angeles
This is when every man would have realized it was something mega homo so the fact that he even arrived at the hotel makes him at least a little gay. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 17:06:47 JST Kerosene
@Leaflord @greentext @Humpleupagus @IAMAL_PHARIUS Leaked Leaf lord tape at the hotel be like
*shlop slurp shclop shlurp*
No homo
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 17:06:45 JST Kerosene
@Leaflord @greentext @Humpleupagus @IAMAL_PHARIUS I'm no longer your biggest fan.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 13:23:18 JST Kerosene
I'm amassing mods for my new playthrough hehehe :jahy_evil:
Btw super lame that the Prism launcher won't let you use an "offline" account before you enter your actual Microsoft account. I had to get a forked version that actually lets me pirate the fuck out of this ikean game.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 09:57:24 JST Kerosene
@hidden Opposite is actually true, if he became a voice actor and voiced funny jewish caricatures he'd be killing it among all demographics except his own. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 06:58:17 JST Kerosene
FUCK I bought too much bread. When will I learn to measure quantities :bocchi_broken: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 02:59:30 JST Kerosene
@lain Natives are not allowed to have anything good, only tap water and maybe some Coke once all the gas is out. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 21:12:01 JST Kerosene
@lanodan This chart is 100% (well maybe 99%) accurate in Spanish but it's Tú and Usted :laugh: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 09:58:30 JST Kerosene
@LukeAlmighty the 14 year olds yearn for the mines (part-time). -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 09:49:25 JST Kerosene
I'm turning 25 soon and it feels like I'm just starting to get my shit together and despite that everything is going to the shitter on a global scale :bocchi_breakdown: I want off this ride.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 08:19:49 JST Kerosene
Why do burgers talk about politics during family gatherings? :wat: my family talks about extremely boring stuff and things they've done.