@dcc@Hoss I was thinking of running an instance in some chinkware SBC, no way I'm spending money on one of those server racks nor the electricity bill to run them :kanna_suicide:
@Hoss Your admin doesn't know it but the internet somalis bash nigger-rigged scripts together until they take control of fedi instance's servers then they hold the anime waifus hostage and ask for ransom. You're not safe anywhere.
@shibao There is one pizza place I go to so often all the front desk employees and the owner already recognize me. It's the only place I visit and I don't want to try others :pout:
@rher@RustyCrab@smug I blame ballpoint pens. During my whole life writing for extended periods of time with them made my hands hurt, my handwriting was complete jank and whenever I tried to write in cursive it just didn't feel well. I bought the cheapest fountain pen on the planet some time ago and that one was indeed built for cursive, it just fucking works and it feels amazing, I could only compare it to what I imagine normies feel while having sex. I really recommend buying one of them.
@orekix it's a fun game of fill in the gaps when you try to imagine what was in the post that you can't see that made some guy go from talking about systemd to complaining about Iran's foreign policy.
There's a really long password that I've learned only by muscle, and if I ever try to think about the sequence of characters while I'm typing, I immediately become unable to type it anymore :bocchi_breakdown: what the fuck brain.
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@McMongoose@Kyou@TURBORETARD9000 I think I saw somewhere that mandatory seatbelts somehow make people drive more recklessly and ironically increase injuries/fatalities by increasing the number of accidents :akko_thonk: I have no source but I believe it.
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