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@HistoPol

Grandpa Jones?

Trump should hold up on doing away with 1 cent coins.

Those were valuable during the last Great Depression.

A penny would buy a loaf of bread and a whole host of other food items.

The only problem?
Nobody had a penny.

@bmacDonald94

That's the reason trump is successful with undereducated voters, he talks at their level.

@bmacDonald94

The dumbing down of America. It's real!

@bmacDonald94

Last year's total eclipse, a christian lady told me "that's not real, it's the work of the devil" Hawhahaha!

We had total darkness for four minutes.

@bmacDonald94

I live in the middle of the bible belt, the Arkansas/Missouri Ozarks.

Those "true believers" are the most stupid people I've ever met and very obnoxious with their constant proselytizing.

@bmacDonald94

Yes, and god was created in man's image not visa versa.

@WarnerCrocker

Tar and feathers in the old days also hanging from trees.

Does anyone know why Walmart asks to see a customer receipt after paying and on exit?

When you show them, they glance at it one second, not enough time to scan any information.

I suspect the only reason is customer intimidation.

I was exiting and the Associate panicked when I couldn't find mine. I usually have my receipt in hand but lost it somehow.

He pulled up a tag and aimed it toward one of the cameras over the door then said "go". I suspect someone was watching him on camera.

*More Than Happy*

"..sounds like a dangerous mental condition" George Carlin

President Foot Licker kicked off Canadian and Mexican tarrifs. Stock markets fell yesterday and today. I guess that made the stupid moron's nipples hard.

@Gargron

The man dodges bullets every day. Being in a room full of shit turds is no big deal to him.

@bmacDonald94

It will never happen but the best cure for the radicalization and polarization of American citizens is to ban Fox.

@bmacDonald94

When I was in 6th grade (a long time ago) my school library had seven current major newspapers including the Wall Street Journal.

I recently asked the local librarian if they had any major newspapers available?

She said, "No, but I can help you log onto Fox on one of our computers"

"Never saddle a dead horse 🐎🏹
Take your enemy's horse
Instead " ......Geronimo

@WarnerCrocker

Trump can fix that with his magic 🎩 Sharpie.

@sjvn

Fact.

@WarnerCrocker

Good for her!

"..an evil man will burn his country
to the ground to rule over the
ashes. " *Sun Tsu

@WarnerCrocker

But, Joe Biden seems to still believe that. And the Easter Bunny. And Santa Claus. And good Republicans.