Notices by Claire-hime (waitworry@jorts.horse)

@aismallard apparently people have been getting this ad on twitter a lot because I guess no one else wants to advertise there

imagine you're in Chipotle enjoying a burrito and a big group of guys come in and start ordering and they're all wearing the j/o pants

@ami_angelwings lol omg

@ryanhoulihan "I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible."

@yamako おはようございます！🐈

@yamako おはようございます！𓃠

gonna try watching Psycho Pass Providence without subtitles because none are available

Psycho Pass which is famously a show where characters spend time talking about philosophy and use lots of technical terms

*yelling* did i mention it's a show about cops?!

oh well basically they're doing sci fi phrenology to determine who lives and dies... wait don't go!

I always feel weird telling people what psycho pass is about because when you say it it sounds extremely fucked up and well the show is also extremely fucked up but it is entertaining!

@yamako おはようございます！

@ami_angelwings if I put my catgirls on a savings account will they accrue interest?

@ami_angelwings this would be like the audience in a 90s Nickelodeon show

@ami_angelwings i figured yeah

there's also some upcoming isekai about someone with a pet slime

lots of slimes

@yamako 🥲

got a can of cola out of my refrigerator and tried to drink from it without opening it first AMA

@GreenSkyOverMe see i was guessing Five Guys was only in America

whatever you guess is going to be wrong

and it's really hard to guess right too

like should I explain what Five Guys is to someone from another country? whatever I guess will probably be the wrong answer

a fun game when talking to someone from another country is trying to guess if something that is very common where you live is actually rare or unheard of where they live

I'm still amazed that most of the world is unfamiliar with buttermilk biscuits

found this great old picture of my dad's cat "hiding" behind a curtain after we moved to a new house