If I were James Somerton I would plagiarize an apology video, bow at the end, and never be seen again.
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Ryan💋 (ryanhoulihan@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 14:10:39 JST Ryan💋
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Claire-hime (waitworry@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 15:14:39 JST Claire-hime
@ryanhoulihan "I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible."
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