Notices by Kristopher Johnson (oldmankris@mastodon.xyz)

Family members who screw up your car’s Bluetooth configuration because they can’t survive a trip to the grocery store without their tunes

We’re looking for a Kotlin Multiplatform Engineer to join our team. If you are a #KMP expert, please apply! https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/dittoliveincorporated/jobs/4574642006

(Please don’t contact me directly about this or any other role. You can apply via that web page.)

An incomplete list of things that make computer programmers obsolete:

- COBOL
- SQL
- BASIC
- Smalltalk
- HyperCard
- VisiCalc
- Visual Basic
- Fourth-generation languages
- No-code platforms
- LLMs

@amszmidt Forth is a backwards Lisp.

@nixcraft “You can’t spend all your time playing with the computer. You need to learn some useful skills to get a job.” -Parents, 1980s

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