Notices by invispace (invispace@jorts.horse)

@fcktheworld587 That's like Melania saying, "Be best." Nobody believes either one of them.

@sluttymayo I just pulled some old computers out of storage and this guy that wanted to buy some of the stuff was all, "What is this card in here? Is this a graphics card?" I told him it was an UW SCSI card(AHA-2940UW), and he couldn't understand why I wasn't using SATA. I was all, "Dude. It wasn't invented yet."

Fuck, I'm old.

@RamenCatholic A lot of people own the land, live on it and rent it out for farming. It's very common.

@RamenCatholic Lol. I don't even bother. I was wearing a Faith No More tshirt a few months ago and some kid at the hardware store register asked me what religion I was because of the logo.

@RamenCatholic I'm with you. I hit 48 in December.. and I don't feel old at all.

Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf

@evan I have no faith that any of those results were real. Even today, I doubt the accuracy of text votes.