Notices by Amish Super Model (amishsupermodel@mastodon.social), page 4

@selzero Damn lazy babies need to get out before 7 months and get a job! Cut the cord, freeloaders!!!

Anyone remember liking Dilbert until you met Scott Adams?

There’s no “i” in team…

But there’s, like, three in “idiot.”

I liked it better when mobsters just threatened to break your kneecaps instead of telling Russia to attack you.

I think that people who don’t believe in science shouldn’t be allowed to fly, or watch TV, or use the internet.

SHOCKER: Trump’s House sycophants won’t even discuss border security bill so they can continue to blame Biden while they do nothing.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4448080-speaker-johnson-border-bill-is-even-worse-than-we-expected/

@FrankFrank Well-put!
Your GOP Congress “at work”…

@anildash Now you made me go back and watch the whole show. Brilliance!

https://youtu.be/u72EHy398x4?si=qmYqyjQUQv9oQFsz

A President with complete criminal immunity is the very definition of a dictator.

OMG! All I want is a simple fix for all of life’s challenges that requires no effort on my part!

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!

I dunno, I guess I just prefer a President who doesn’t instill hatred among its citizens.

If you pronounce it “pecan” instead of “pecan”…

You’re wrong.

Not to brag, but I already have my Easter decorations up.

So apparently, a “Period Piece” is NOT a movie about menstrual cycles.

I know this now.

Diet Tip: Remember, it only takes one raisin to turn a one pound bag of m&m’s into a healthy serving of trail mix.

If people are the problem and not guns…

How about we do universal background checks on the PEOPLE before we let them have guns?

Rumor has it that if you look up from your phone this time of year, you can see all sorts of pretty colors in the trees.

I always get a little skeptical when someone tells me they literally died.

It’s very liberating when you realize that not everyone needs to like you.

So, if the United States is in a “post-racial society” that doesn’t need Affirmative Action, why was there an explosion of hate groups when a Black President was elected? And why is right-wing media bashing Critical Race Theory and warning people about Replacement Theory?

Almost seems like the most racist people are the ones who claim there’s no racism anymore.