Notices by Amish Super Model (amishsupermodel@mastodon.social), page 3

Me: Does it matter that the leader of your “American Christian Theocracy” might be Satan himself?

MAGAts: No. No, not at all.

If you look at the dude on the right in the background, you can almost hear him saying, “What a fucking douchebag!”

What’s the difference between a cougar and a mountain lion?

A cougar buys you a drink before it chases you.

@lolgop You can’t forget the “grass roots” Tea Party that was sponsored by Fox News and the Koch brothers leading up to this fun.

@br00t4c
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-44959340

Hey Trump kids! Just in time for Father’s Day…

What do Donald Trump and Mother Teresa have in common?

Mother Teresa was a missionary. And missionary is Donald Trump‘s favorite position with porn stars.

What if we just require Supreme Court Justices to wear patches with all their sponsors kinda like NASCAR drivers?

@br00t4c But doesn’t the far-right also think he’d have complete immunity if he did?

While not as physically intimidating as his cousin Tyrannosaurus, Thesaurus Rex could often talk his way out of potential threats.

I must say, these new extra-strength placebos are doing wonders for my hypochondria!

@br00t4c Does she have to wear a red tie?

If only Trump had written a book about shooting a dog instead of being a fraudulent philandering rapist, people would finally understand what a horrible human being he is.

“This was not a planned insurrection!”

-people who had Civil War shirts made for January 6, 2021

Freedom is not a zero-sum game.

You don’t lose yours by allowing others to have theirs.

I wonder if Marjorie Taylor Greene wants a divorce from America because she’s been sleeping with other countries?

People of a certain age will recognize this…

@br00t4c

BREAKING: Trump’s attorneys argue that he is immune to prosecution for any criminal activity under USC Article II’s “The President can do whatever the hell he wants” clause.

https://youtu.be/sl_gO3uOds8?si=YclC-jDmKM8HAYRU

Can you still post on Saturdays if you don’t have a cat?