Notices by Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org), page 6

Someone put a huge jade plant out on the curb. I really don't need more plants, but it's such a handsome old thing

@rose_alibi look at the size of him

We're once again having the recurring plumbing problem here in the cottages that once caused my shower to fill entirely with feces and toilet paper. I am concerned.

I just talked to the neighbors on either side of me. They've both been having problems with their plumbing backing up since yesterday. They didn't bother to contact the landlord. Why am I the only one around here who ever bothers to do that? Everyone else just assumes the plumbing will somehow fix itself.

He's too dumb to use blankets on his own, so it's a good thing for him i am around to tuck him in when he's cold

Asleep now

He sleeps in the most awkward positions sometimes

The way ICE and border patrol are acting isn't really new, it's just on a bigger scale now.

Way back in like 2003, they stopped me and my friends on our way through Texas. We were just kids on a road trip, but they questioned my Chinese American friend about his citizenship, interrogated us about being drug smugglers, got us all out of my car, and threw all of our stuff all over the pavement.

One of the agents joked about shooting my friend because he had a pocketknife clipped to his belt.

The arrogance and contempt they are showing for people now is how they've been for a long time.

Even hungover and on maybe three hours of sleep, i am a baddie of building stuff at set build

Picked up a real big loom

The word audio dates only to 1934. The word video dates to 1935, and was modeled on the word audio.

It makes sense that neither word existed 100 years ago, but both are so ubiquitous now that it feels weird to think that both of those concepts were invented in recent history.

Amazing doorknocker

Yesterday I heard that white american women have suddenly decided they need to eat beans. Today I hear that americans are getting into house burping.

People need hobbies.

Maybe one day I'll be living somewhere I can actually see the Northern Lights when these big episodes happen

Dreamt i was convinced of campaign finance fraud on behalf of a friend's political campaign and sentenced to six months in prison.

I showed up to prison on the day i was supposed to turn myself in and sat in the waiting room for hours waiting to be called. The intake guards didn't know why my name wasn't coming up

Eventually i went out to my car and looked at the letter i had received about my sentence. I had showed up at the wrong prison. I was actually supposed to turn myself in at the Federal Penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas, and i had five days left to do it.

I decided i would make a road trip of it and try to have some fun before i was locked up. Then i woke up

This is the basic design, but i think i need to make some adjustments before i hang it up for good.

Also, we're still stuck in the doldrums of this summer-like weather, so there's no such much as a light breeze right now that i can test this with.

Discarded nitrous tank wind chime is getting closer to happening

@botvolution I designed it to deliberately insult those who don't partake in the superior hot wake-up drink

@smellsofbikes @botvolution what the hell is "lin..." supposed to be?

@machenni @smellsofbikes @botvolution I hope smells is suggesting he enjoys a hot cup of linseed oil each morning