Notices by Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org), page 17

@misternineham Interesting. My dreams always seem to involve me trying to get to some specific place or trying to accomplish a specific task

I'm going to name my cargo bike GG Allin for Grocery Getter Allin

@thomasfuchs 2057: 70 percent of the American economy is bots watching streaming programs created by bots and buying items from drop-shipping stores run by bots and cancelling the orders before they ship.

@thomasfuchs They will go out of business, but there will be an endless supply of them them coming afterward, all selling the same snake oil until one of the hollywood studios spends $1.5 billion producing a film with an AI plot that absolutely bombs

AI sucks so bad, lol. Goodbye, internet as a source of information

@thomasfuchs If your idea of a fun party is watching someone get in a fight, yes

There's a local guy who sells bikes on Craigslist here and he includes this passage in all of his ads

Reduced

The Internet of Skull confirms the horrible truth: my Internet is out

The cats are blissfully unaware that the Internet is out. They will never know things like this. I envy them

The Internet is still out and it looks like it's a pretty big problem for spectrum

App designers really ought to stop using white on blue for their icons. I can never find the app I want in a hurry because so many of them look so visually similar

@thomasfuchs I had an emergency stash, but I foolishly used it up last time I ran out of coffee and never replaced it

I forgot to buy more coffee yesterday. I'm totally out. Ugh.

@thomasfuchs It would either be named Giant Huge Pumpkin or PUMPKiN (Pepo of Ultimate Mass Per Kilogram Notation)

pumpkin giant huge

@crashglasshouses i won't be welding for pay. I've already got a full-time job and too many other things to do. it would just be for hobbies

I want a tig welder

But they are too expensive

Her full name is Patricia Melt

Today is the day the set finally comes together