Notices by Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org), page 10

The IEB parked next to another trashy ebike. Also notice that a frozen pizza fits perfectly in the baskets I welded up

A graveyard of shopping carts stopped dead in their tracks by the anti-shopping cart theft perimeter at the edge of the parking lot

Who really needs a bike with this many speeds? By the time you add a front derailleur, that's 24 or 36 speeds! Dumb!

I have now learned that many people like to run 12 speeds in the rear and no derailleur in the front, which is more reasonable, but I still think that's an unnecessary number of speeds

This building was built in 1996. This panel looks like it's from 1966.

@botvolution @tomjennings

"Did you make that headlight yourself? It's cool," the stranger says to me.

"I sure did!" I reply, smiling to reveal that half of my teeth have fallen out.

Mmmm, breakfast.

Our director at work raises ducks and the ducks have been making way more eggs than her family can eat, so she's bringing them into the office for us.

Only two other people in the office actually like duck eggs besides me, so I am on the receiving end of lots and lots of duck eggs. They're really tasty

Our Lady of 5G Coverage

I spent way too much time today disassembling two bicycle wheels, so that I could begin the process of transplanting this Sturmey Archer 3 speed hub into a 27 inch rim that will fit my road bike.

While I had the hub free of a wheel, I ended up partially disassembling it so I could clean it and grease it, since it felt pretty gunky and sticky when spinning.

I was too scared to take it completely apart because there are a lot of little pieces inside, but I took it apart enough to get it working well again. It looks much nicer now too

Wifi is actually the plural form. The singular is wifus.

A guy just boarded my bus with boxes of chlorinating liquid and the driver was looking at them with concern

@realtime Like this

A friend told me they had a dream that Bryan Johnson (the tech billionaire who seems to be transitioning into a woman in his quest to stay young forever) was raffling off packages of the food he eats to remain youthful and my friend won one of them.

When my friend got the food, it came in a minimalist plastic pouch like tuna would come in, except the label said it was human meat. My friend said they decided to try it in their dream.

Like I need another bike project, right?

I picked this Huffy Sportsmen for $20 because it has a Sturmey Archer three-speed hub and I've been wanting to build a bike with only of these

I will not be building this frame into anything because it is too small for me, but it is fun to look at how much huffy leaned into the English bicycle thing with this model. Even the brake pads have a British name

@Stinkie "Our Guaranteed English decal has people asking a lot of questions already answered by our decal"

Concept: Opera-length Ove Gloves

Ceramics class! I finished building two thematically related geometric mugs that will be gifts for a couple I'm friends with

The bus seats for seniors and people with disabilities should be prioritized

seniors and people with disabilities > tall people > people who are not tall

The tall amongst us do not fit well in the regular seats!

Is Air Tag supposed to be a pun on ear tag?