Notices by botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)

Terrestrial tv has pretty much given up since streaming became a thing. Finding anything worth actually paying attention to is like fishing around in the kitchen waste recycling hoping to find something that isn't decomposing badly.

I could not vibe today. Vibeless. Not a vibe to had. Barren, indeed, of vibe.

@citizenhelene they're telling you to get off Instagram

There's a lovely wee spider spinning a web on my laptop. She's going to be pissed off when I close it.

which storm is this now? is it still bert or what?

Sometimes after repeatedly cleaning my glasses, I have to conclude that it's my eyes that are dirty.

Bloody hell that Wolves away kit is pretty eye-searing

Thought I'd have a nice afternoon letting the rain pour while I dycked around with a new lil bleepy toy only to discover it's got an intermittent fault on a jack socket that I'm sure will only get worse, sigh, it'll have to go back. It was minty minty too and a nice price. Doubt the seller had ever actually plugged it in.

@ParadeGrotesque all that waf and ninja and whatnot can go fi too

@rebeccabanner
ok but what's the cat's name?

Ugh I just closed my eyes because they felt a bit sore and suddenly it's 40 minutes later fucksake now I suppose I'll have to start buying beige clothes and voting reform

@MLE_online
Someone here was running a poll asking what to call masto/fedi users, but it didn't include "slightly weird tomatoes" though I think it's nearly perfect

@MLE_online
Ah you got one too.

Spent a couple of hours sorting out my scattered mess of components so that I know where to lay my hands on things instead of the endless scrabbling through a dozen different places every time I wanted to build something. The utter inevitability of finding all the things I just ordered from eBay because I couldn't find them yesterday. Ughhhh

Such a gorgeous bright beautiful cold breezy autumnwinter day!

Perfect for going out for a lovely invigorating walk!

[does not go out]

@inpc ebonquement

@inpc bonquement

I will*not* be meeting the Rees Moggs

I'm not on first-name terms with many doggos or puppers or whatever we're calling them in 2024, but this is Fudge. He is slightly odd but very good company.

@xtaldave
Years ago someone asked him why he'd started smoking again and he replied something like "I think the medics have got it wrong about cigarettes"