Notices by Leah Neukirchen (leah@blahaj.social)

I wanted to learn Rust, but I quickly realized one lifetime isn't enough.

Lesbian recruiter!

@mothcompute @r i meant running it in bhyve tho

@r @mothcompute state of the art of freebsd wifi

@simontatham i wish binding on an existing AF_UNIX socket just worked :/

Amazing how people come up with even shittier versions of strptime. Today: how to make PostgreSQL parse a timezone offset like +0200...

@tammeow @amythegay have you even read the source of sh?! :))

@merlin @q66 use perl

I feel like half of the time I use web apps I spend on clicking away new features popups...

@dalias I found Vultr decent.

me: writes code that talks to an API, but it doesn't work
also me: the code that sends the request isn't even run

Bluesky proves that if you repeat a thing often enough, people believe it.

@dalias @bagder set reply-to: ;)

Every single piece of crap adds LLMs and then people forward screenshots of messengers and you still can't fulltext search them in Slack.

Almost every bad state of affairs in computers can be explained (perhaps superficially, but still) by, "oh $megacorp is behind it".

Röst in Peace

Due to the nature of this game, implementing custom keyboard bindings is expected to be technically complex,

my brother in christ, you need to map 6 scancodes

Making websites compute hashes to deter scrapers is not Proof of Work, it's Proof of Waste. Can't we at least hand out valuable computations?

Die Lösung ist so simpel wie einfach: Briefwahl per Fax!

https://mastodon.social/@tonline/113985128517733161

The best thing about a static website is that you don't need to patch it.