Notices by rqsd (rq@borg.social), page 6

Technically, everything is a waste of time and nothing means anything in the grand scheme of things

Y'all will press renote on anything

@Polychrome@poly.cybre.city @niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be Wait a second, that's just Atheme's MemoServ but with cookies and nom instead of read and discard instead of delete

Come to the IRC side

we don't have cookies, actually, but very arcane technology that baffles even the most seasoned programmers

Who measures height in apostrophes and quotation marks anyway?

"hi yes I am six apostrophes and one quotation mark tall" like ??? what even is that supposed to be

No matter what kind of programmer you are

your code is shit

I can't believe everybody is missing the obvious solution to security vulnerabilities

just don't write bugs

smh l2program gb2skool git gud git rekt

@mia@void.rehab This just in: fedi user surprised that actions have consequences and being a cute girl does not, in fact, excuse all evil

Read more at The Onion

Consider the following: maid outfits

Everyone keeps complaining about Laptop battery life on Linux, so what is Windows doing right with power management that desktop Linux isn't?

@natty@astolfo.social See you in 15 years when this randomly pops into your head as you try to fall asleep :haggard:

WcDonald's where we sell sad meals instead of happy meals

ed is the standard editor

@edaroya@mk.absturztau.be Cherri's been posting, seems alive and well?

Corporate firewalls be like

there is port 443 and the traffic is TLS-shaped
there is port 80 and the traffic is HTTP-shaped
there is port 53 and the traffic is DNS-shaped
there are no other ports or protocols

@dwarf Look, my options on Windows XP/Server 2003 are limited unless I throw out the HTTP baby with the XML bathwater :haggard:

@dwarf Me and what budget

From Microsoft documentation:
SOAP is a simple, lightweight XML-based protocolYes, simple and lightweight. :ohgno:

I sets out to write this in C#. Now the interoperability issues pushed me back to C. :haggard:

58 minute calculator review on YouTube

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