Notices tagged with dadlife, page 2

I feel like ‘The Lock Picking Lawyer” but for kids boogery noses

#parenting #dadlife #adulting

49ers not playing AND we got an extra hour because of Daylight Savings time.

Ugh… they really making me spend time with my family today huh? 😎😉

#nfl #49ers #football #byweek #adulting #dadlife

I’m drinking coffee after 5pm. I’ll tell you when I turn into a sleepless gremlin 🧌

#adulting #ageing #dadlife #coffee

I fixed my toilet thanks to the inspiration of Miss DIY herself, @MissConstrue !

Panic hit when I forgot to fully empty the tank before unscrewing the Fill Valve but I was prepared with rags and a mop.

The only problem is now my wife thinks I can do other jobs around the house 😅

Hurray for homeownership 🙃

#diy #adulting #ageing #dadlife #homeownership

Matching Pikachu costumes!

Very different Halloween this year with many families celebrating Diwali instead! We had candy AND fireworks. Grateful to live in such a diverse community where we celebrate instead of hate.

Wishing you and your families a safe and happy Halloween 🎃 and Diwali 🪔

#halloween #diwali #celebrate #adulting #parenting #dadlife

I’m here, usually sh-tposting while watching the #49ers game. But I’ve carved so many pumpkins this weekend, my arms and shoulders are ready to fall off. So tired but my kid is happy 😊

Go Niners!

#dadlife #49ers #nfl #cowboys #football #adulting

Pikachu Jack-o-lantern!

Me and my kitchen are covered in pumpkin pulp, but at least my kid got 10mins of enjoyment pulling out the guts and swishing them between her fingers 😊

Happy Halloween! 🎃

#halloween #happyhalloween #dadlife #adulting #pokemon #pikachu #pumpkin

Keto friendly, egg roll in a bowl!

#dinner #nutrition #keto #adulting #dadlife

I don't usually eat popcorn

But when I do, it's usually 5mins after I've already put the vacuum away.

I'm a masochist.

#adulting #dadlife #ageing #snack #SnackAttack #popcorn

My Flawless Logic:

Ugh I'm starving - Better eat something

Ugh my stomach hurts from eating too much - Better eat something to sooth it

Ugh

#adulting #dadlife #dadbod

Yesterday at night, my kid whisper to me "Daddy, I drew a picture of the devil today"

You know my immediate thought was "Where am I gonna find an Exorcist after 5pm???"

Turned out to be a Halloween stencil art project at school. But I wasn't satisfied until I spoke with the teacher this morning 😅

#parenting #halloween #dadlife #adulting

Instead of blowing $100 on new headphones, I just replaced the ear pads on my existing headphones. Only $6.99 from China!

Hurray for being a responsible adult 😎

#adulting #dadlife #ageing #aliexpress #headphones

Pro Office Tip:

Keep an empty thermos in your car. If you're running late but still want your Starbucks, grab it and pour it in the thermos.

You can walk in late with your Pike Place and not look like a dick for stopping for coffee while running late.

#office #protip #adulting #dadlife

Do they make business casual clothes for plus size dudes?

Or are fashionable clothes only for the 175lbs elite in our society and the rest of us have to dress like Adam Sandler?

#fashion #dadlife #dadbod #adulting #ageing

Last week we celebrated my daughter’s 7th birthday. Pokemon was the theme! She had so much fun and was spoiled with presents and love.

We also discovered a leak (not leek) in our basement which added stress to an already stressful year.

Life’s occasional ups and endless downs.

#adulting #dadlife #ageing #homeowner #homeownership

Pro tip: don’t buy a house. In addition to the $3,000-$4,000 / month mortgage payments, electrical and water and property taxes, every few months you’ll be hit with some expensive maintenance project that will suck what little joy you have left in life.

Buy a condo, pay your $500/mth maintenance fees, enjoy underground parking and not cutting grass or shovelling snow

Sincerely,
A homeowner

#adulting #dadlife #homeowner #toronto

Tiny little convenience store nearby sells individual cans of different flavoured sodas.

Peach, Cherry and Lime Pepsi. Vanilla Coke. I just tried a can of Pepsi "Soda Shop" which is made with real sugar - So delicious!, actually tastes less sugary than the regular stuff.

Just don't tell my endocrinologist 😅 😎

#adulting #dadlife #snacks #cola #diabetes

Adulting Question!

I noticed some water damage in a small corner of our basement. Brown discoloration on our white baseboards. Likely from a nasty storm a couple of weeks ago that seeped in behind the drywall.

It's only about 2ft of discoloration but clearly water is getting in from somewhere

What are my options? What kind of professional can help determine the source of a leak from outside? Do I make an insurance claim?

#Fedihelp #help #adulting #dadlife #homeownership

Taking electronics away from my kid as punishment for yesterday’s behaviour seemed like a good idea in theory.

But now I have to actually spend time with her and keep her entertained. 🙃 Reverse Uno

#parenting #adulting #dadlife

It’s crazy how quickly your child can change your mood and ruin a perfectly good day 😐

#parenting #dadlife #adulting