Notices tagged with adulting, page 2

1 Coffee + 1 Red Bull + 1 Coffee

Good thing I got that stent put in, ya know what I'm sayin?

... help

#ageing #adulting

I liked it better when Pop Music was more ambiguous about sex and sexuality.

Not "You'll just have to taste me, when he's kissing you"

#ageing #adulting

Canada Post going on strike means I have to wait a little longer for my bootleg action figures to arrive from China 😭

#aliexpress #retailtherapy #toycollector #toycollection #adulting

My entire childhood my parents (and relatives) kept hammering the value of education. They even wanted me to study hard to be a doctor.

It’s funny then that as my parent age, they’ve grown wary of doctors and don’t believe in basic science.

Encourage your kid to become a doctor but don’t take doctor’s advice when you get sick or hurt.

FML

#ageing #adulting #parenting

I hate how my brain goes from “it’s really shitty this is happening” to “I WANT TO DIEEEEE” real quick 🙃

#mentalhealth #depression #anxiety #suicide #adulting

Doesn't matter how old I get or how much money I make. I'll still get yelled at by my parents for spending too much on something that they seemingly could have gotten or done cheaper.

🤡 #adulting #ageing #parenting #dadlife

My work-life balance is to either do some Work and have zero left to give to Life or to do some Life things and have zero left to give to Work.

That's technically balance, right?

#work #productivity #adulting

Also, just getting my front 2 brakes fixed is going to run me $1,200

Another $1,000 for the back brakes.

Kill me.

#adulting

Last night, I tell my kid "We have to leave early tomorrow morning. Daddy has an appointment at 8am"

So naturally, I get to my appointment at 9:05am.

Don't have kids.

#parenting #dadlife #adulting #ageing

Pro Tip: if you have to be social but don’t like talking about yourself, just start asking people questions and pretend to listen.

It makes you seem interested in other people and keeps them talking so you don’t have to talk yourself!

#adulting #ageing #social

The switchover from lawn mower to snow blower is complete! Leaf and grass Rakes replaced with shovels. Fertilizer and weed killer replaced with road salt and sand.

You know what this means right? It’s gonna be 30c all week next week 😎😂

#toronto #weather #fall #ontario #homeownership #adulting

PSA: GoveeLife and Govee Smart Electric Space Heaters Recalled

I bought one last year - it’s actually a really good space heater 😩

https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025/GoveeLife-and-Govee-Smart-Electric-Space-Heaters-Recalled-Due-to-Fire-and-Burn-Hazards-Imported-by-Govee

#recall #govee #adulting #dadlife

I feel like ‘The Lock Picking Lawyer” but for kids boogery noses

#parenting #dadlife #adulting

Surprise observation at the office today.

A LOT of cleavage happening. Gotta keep eye contact... or look up at the ceiling or down at the floor.

Could be a ploy by HR. Gotta stay vigilant!

#office #officelife #wfh #adulting

Daylight Savings Update:
5:30pm - my wife has passed out on the sofa. Like deep sleep.

Her ‘circadian rhythm’ is out of whack. She was up at 6am which was really 7am. We all ate breakfast and lunch early. Been a few ticks off all day today.

Hope we can get it together by the time we commute to work tomorrow.

#daylightSavings #daylight #fallback #springforward #ageing #adulting #toronto

49ers not playing AND we got an extra hour because of Daylight Savings time.

Ugh… they really making me spend time with my family today huh? 😎😉

#nfl #49ers #football #byweek #adulting #dadlife

Everyone in the house:
“Yesss daylight savings! Gonna get an extra hour of sleep! “

6am:
“Can’t sleep, better wake up and start the day”

🤡🤡🤡

#daylightSavings #fallback #fimechange #adulting

I fixed my toilet thanks to the inspiration of Miss DIY herself, @MissConstrue !

Panic hit when I forgot to fully empty the tank before unscrewing the Fill Valve but I was prepared with rags and a mop.

The only problem is now my wife thinks I can do other jobs around the house 😅

Hurray for homeownership 🙃

#diy #adulting #ageing #dadlife #homeownership

Historically, today has been one of my favorite days of the year. The day all the leftover Halloween candy gets deeply discounted.

But since my Dr. told me to lay off the sugar, it's become a sad day :(

Discounted candy tastes soo much sweeter than regular price candy.

#Halloween #Candy #Clearance #sale #adulting #ageing #toronto #ontario

Matching Pikachu costumes!

Very different Halloween this year with many families celebrating Diwali instead! We had candy AND fireworks. Grateful to live in such a diverse community where we celebrate instead of hate.

Wishing you and your families a safe and happy Halloween 🎃 and Diwali 🪔

#halloween #diwali #celebrate #adulting #parenting #dadlife