Notices tagged with adulting, page 3

Happy Black Friday to those who celebrate! On both sides of the 🇨🇦 / 🇺🇸 border

I just dropped $1,000 on getting my brakes done and another $1,000 on new winter tires for my wife’s car so I’ll be celebrating in spirit this year 😢

#BlackFriday #thanksgiving #adulting #ageing

Commentators said Raheem Mostert can “still go” at the age of 32.

Me at 44: 👀

#ageing #adulting #Dolphins #Packers #NFL #Football

How come women put “dark smokey” makeup around their eyes to look sexy

But when I show up to work with dark circles around my eyes I get told I look like trash?

HUH?

#adulting #ageing #dadlife

Exhausted, I finally make it home after fighting through traffic for an hour.

Now I get to make dinner for my family which isn’t tiring at all.

Our parent’s generation only needed 1 income to financially support a family while the other stayed home and kept things in order.

Boomers ruined everything 😤
#ageing #adulting #dadlife #parenting

Heard a squeal from my boss’ office. I strolled in and squished a bug that was on her stack of papers.

Everyone clapped

I think I deserve the rest of the day of… or access to the premium coffee creamer… the one that doesn’t cause diarrhea.

#worklife #adulting #ageing

Nothing cures the Monday blues like arguing with people on the internet 😅

#adulting #ageing #monday

What was that meme?

Nothing recharges me after a long week at work like 2 days of laundry, cleaning, grocery shopping, meal prep, social obligations, kids activities, finding parking at the mall, lineups to see Santa.

#weekend #adulting #dadlife #ageing

I need my 3pm coffee at 2pm before I fall asleep at my desk.

I'm definitely blaming this change of weather and not my 5hrs of interrupted sleep last night

#ageing #adulting #sleep

I don't always listen to the radio for traffic updates.

But when I do, it's usually when I'm stuck right in the middle of it all and not beforehand to avoid it in the first place. 🙃

#adulting #commute

Took my kids iPad away after she was being a jerk.

Just made my life doubly harder as now I have to keep her entertained instead.

Don’t want to punish her with anything that could show up in therapy 20yrs from now 😩

#parenting #dadlife #adulting #ageing

1 Coffee + 1 Red Bull + 1 Coffee

Good thing I got that stent put in, ya know what I'm sayin?

... help

#ageing #adulting

I liked it better when Pop Music was more ambiguous about sex and sexuality.

Not "You'll just have to taste me, when he's kissing you"

#ageing #adulting

Canada Post going on strike means I have to wait a little longer for my bootleg action figures to arrive from China 😭

#aliexpress #retailtherapy #toycollector #toycollection #adulting

My entire childhood my parents (and relatives) kept hammering the value of education. They even wanted me to study hard to be a doctor.

It’s funny then that as my parent age, they’ve grown wary of doctors and don’t believe in basic science.

Encourage your kid to become a doctor but don’t take doctor’s advice when you get sick or hurt.

FML

#ageing #adulting #parenting

I hate how my brain goes from “it’s really shitty this is happening” to “I WANT TO DIEEEEE” real quick 🙃

#mentalhealth #depression #anxiety #suicide #adulting

Doesn't matter how old I get or how much money I make. I'll still get yelled at by my parents for spending too much on something that they seemingly could have gotten or done cheaper.

🤡 #adulting #ageing #parenting #dadlife

My work-life balance is to either do some Work and have zero left to give to Life or to do some Life things and have zero left to give to Work.

That's technically balance, right?

#work #productivity #adulting

Also, just getting my front 2 brakes fixed is going to run me $1,200

Another $1,000 for the back brakes.

Kill me.

#adulting

Last night, I tell my kid "We have to leave early tomorrow morning. Daddy has an appointment at 8am"

So naturally, I get to my appointment at 9:05am.

Don't have kids.

#parenting #dadlife #adulting #ageing

Pro Tip: if you have to be social but don’t like talking about yourself, just start asking people questions and pretend to listen.

It makes you seem interested in other people and keeps them talking so you don’t have to talk yourself!

#adulting #ageing #social