Notices tagged with adulting, page 3

I also have $100 of action figures I bought hiding in my car because my wife will beat me if she found out 🙃

Gotta sneak them in and then act like they're old and were always there 😅

#adulting #married #happywife #ageing

Sauntered into work late this morning because I had to wait for the print shop to spit out some marketing material.

Ended up coming in right before lunch time when I realized I left my laptop power cable at home.

Now It's 2:30pm and I'm back at home.

Seems like a lot of running around for just 2hrs of in-office work... If only there was a way to be productive without having to drive around the city... like... work from...home?

#wfh #office #adulting

I’m here, usually sh-tposting while watching the #49ers game. But I’ve carved so many pumpkins this weekend, my arms and shoulders are ready to fall off. So tired but my kid is happy 😊

Go Niners!

#dadlife #49ers #nfl #cowboys #football #adulting

Pikachu Jack-o-lantern!

Me and my kitchen are covered in pumpkin pulp, but at least my kid got 10mins of enjoyment pulling out the guts and swishing them between her fingers 😊

Happy Halloween! 🎃

#halloween #happyhalloween #dadlife #adulting #pokemon #pikachu #pumpkin

You know what I like about social media? I can stop myself in the middle of writing a shitpost and be like "eh you probably shouldn't post that" and then delete what I was about to say.

Can't do that in real life! Once you blurt something out, it's out!

What I mean to say is... I'm way better online than I am in person thanks to editing :)

#adulting #SocialMedia #social

For my next office trick, I will disable my screensaver. So even when I step away to hide in the washroom for half and hour, anyone who walks by can still my open apps and think "he must have just stepped away for a minute"

#office #adulting #ReturntoOffice

I had energy this morning. And then this 20km/h (15mph) commute took the joy out of my life.

Kill me.

#toronto #commute #wfh #adulting #ageing

How come we don’t say ‘bless you’ when people fart? Same thing like a sneeze right?

I mean irl, I don’t even say bless you - because as an atheist I gotta put my foot down somewhere 😂

But we should start saying bless you when someone farts.

#blessyou #ageing #adulting #ettiquette

Keto friendly, egg roll in a bowl!

#dinner #nutrition #keto #adulting #dadlife

Great news everyone!

Moving forward, I’ll be easily identifiable in public as my kid opened up a pack of glitter and now we’re both covered. Our kitchen is also covered in sparkly silver glitter

At this point, I might as well sell the house to a family of fairies because we’re never getting this cleaned up.

Don’t have kids.

#parenting #FML #adulting

Yesterday at night, my kid whisper to me "Daddy, I drew a picture of the devil today"

You know my immediate thought was "Where am I gonna find an Exorcist after 5pm???"

Turned out to be a Halloween stencil art project at school. But I wasn't satisfied until I spoke with the teacher this morning 😅

#parenting #halloween #dadlife #adulting

Hypothetically, If you had a friend who was born in 1980... would your friend be a Gen Xer or Millennial?

Elder Millennial? Gen X Jr.? Unloved?

#genx #genz #millennial #ageing #adulting

Pro Office Tip:

Keep an empty thermos in your car. If you're running late but still want your Starbucks, grab it and pour it in the thermos.

You can walk in late with your Pike Place and not look like a dick for stopping for coffee while running late.

#office #protip #adulting #dadlife

Mastodon might not be the right audience for this post, that or I just haven’t found my niche 😬

But here’s a quick reel of my cross-border shopping toy haul! I’m usually never this lucky!

#marvel #toycollecting #funko #adulting #toys

Had Jersey Mike’s subs for the first time on our trip to Buffalo NY! 🇺🇸

Classic subs, quality ingredients unlike the trash they serve at Subway. Something incredibly comforting about soft white buns, crispy lettuce, juicy tomatoes and savoury sauce. Hits the spot!

They are expanding into Ontario. Hope they open one up close to home. So much better than WING STOP which was a major disappointment.

#lunch #adulting #thanksgiving

Brought my lunch from home today to save a few bucks. So naturally, I ran out on my break to pick up $8 worth of fruit and veggie cups for a snack 😎

#adulting #office

Ugh, need stronger anti-depressants this morning.

Like cocaine...

#mentalhealth #depression #adulting #ageing #monday

Do they make business casual clothes for plus size dudes?

Or are fashionable clothes only for the 175lbs elite in our society and the rest of us have to dress like Adam Sandler?

#fashion #dadlife #dadbod #adulting #ageing

Last week we celebrated my daughter’s 7th birthday. Pokemon was the theme! She had so much fun and was spoiled with presents and love.

We also discovered a leak (not leek) in our basement which added stress to an already stressful year.

Life’s occasional ups and endless downs.

#adulting #dadlife #ageing #homeowner #homeownership

Guess who doesn’t have powdery cheese fingers?

#snacks #SnackAttack #cheetos #chopsticks #adulting