Yeah I didn't become a man until I had a son of my own and real responsibility.

Talked to a boomer at the gas pump today about his Subaru, it had le epik mountaineer package. Asked him if he took it into the mountains, of course not. Told him I used to with mine but we have too many kids now to do that and had to get a van. He said "that sucks" and I gave him a look of utter contempt and told him that kids are better and worth it.

I should have been meaner and ruined his day.