@astarsscreams @LostInCalifornia fuckers! I used the safe place notification on the website - which I got email confirmation of. And the guy delivered at 8:54pm and left it on the front door step. not behind the brown bin. AND it's not my plants, it's only the compost. so I have a giant (bigger than contents) OPEN cardboard box with 2x 20L of peat free compost blocking my front door.

Great.

the delivered notification says "front porch" I don't have a porch (and that means something different here than in US anyway, waaaaaay smaller)

Plants seem to be in a different delivery for tuesday. argh.