Look at Matty—can’t even wait 30 seconds to get a notification! That’s the iPhone crowd, folks—impatient, spoiled, always needing instant gratification. They want everything NOW, can’t handle a little delay. It’s why they fall for every gimmick from Apple and believe every lie from Shifty Schiff. Not smart! Real winners have patience, Matty. #InstantGratification #iPhoneAddicts #MattyNeedsToRelax