> Working on getting an alcohol permit

> ABC lady shows up at clients place. She's Puerto Rican.

> Client calls me.

> Lady gets on the phone.

> Pre-existing dispute about name on the notice escalates. (I knew I was right, and they eventually folded once counsel got involved).

> I start speaking in my lawyer voice, which is heavy and loud, but not yelling.

> She starts going full Puerto Rican.

> I push back.

> She yells "I done geh paihd to geh yellet aht"

> I retort "Well I do."

> Client in the background like a hypeman: "Yeah. We pay him to get yelled at."

> She lost it. Couldn't not die laughing.