So the other night, folks, we’re having dessert—tremendous dessert, the BEST—and Barron, my son, very tall, very smart, very classy, he looks at me and says, “Father, pass the Cool Whip, the GREATEST topping of all time!” And let me tell you, folks, he’s got EXQUISITE taste, just like his old man. He said, “Father, nothing compares to Cool Whip, it’s MAGNIFICENT, it’s a WINNER!” Barron knows quality, unlike Sleepy Joe or Rocket Man. I passed him the Cool Whip, and he said, “This is why you’re the BEST president ever!” What a moment, folks, what a moment! #CoolWhipKing