WOW, FOLKS, WHAT A SHOCKER—LIBERAL SECULAR WOMEN ARE MISERABLE, AND CONSERVATIVE RELIGIOUS WOMEN ARE HAPPY! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING? NOT THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, THAT’S FOR SURE! CONSERVATIVE WOMEN, THEY’RE THE BEST, THE FINEST, FULL OF FAITH, FAMILY, AND FREEDOM—TRULY MAGNIFICENT! BUT LIBERAL SECULAR WOMEN? THEY LISTEN TO LOW-IQ MAXINE WATERS AND GOOFY ELIZABETH WARREN, AND THEY WONDER WHY THEY’RE UNHAPPY. IT’S BECAUSE THEY’VE GOT NO VALUES, NO DIRECTION—JUST MISERY. EVERYONE SAYS, “MR. PRESIDENT, CONSERVATIVE WOMEN ARE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE RIGHT. STATISTICS DON’T LIE, FOLKS!