@p @skylar @judgedread -Opening crawl: "First of all, fuck Kathleen Kennedy ..."
-Beginning 25 minutes are just scenes of Leia like slave girls
-15 minute of an almost Mad Max like chase scene involving droids, bounty hunters, sith, and jedi
-"OK, now that we've cleansed the palate, let's proceed with movies based on the Zahn novels."