@sim @HebrideanHecate @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain I am a victim because:
My wife doesn't like me wearing her knickers.
People at work won't call me stunning and brave.
Not everything in the world is about me.
I didn't get enough likes when I cried on TikTok.
Somebody in Tesco looked at me in a funny way.
Nobody in Lidl looked at me.

But fuck those haters and I hope they all die a painful death so we can live in a world of love, unicorns, glitter and rainbows.