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- Embed this noticeHi, I'm Captain Janeway, you must know me from my countless adventures in the Delta Quadrant but as you are stranded 70,000 light years away from home, taking difficult decisions can be a headache!
But not anymore, introducing Tuvixin Plus! Tuvixin Plus is the newest prescription drug that allows your moral and ethic compass relax while you take those difficult choices and get home safely.
You can use it for countless occasion such as:
a) Exterminating entire species
b) Making deals with the Borg
c) Demoting your First Officer because he contradicts you
d) Violating the Prime Directive
e) Violating the Temporal Directive
And many more!
Ask you Emergency Medical Holographic program if Tuvixin is for you, just remember to turn off its ethical subroutine!
Set a course for a clean conscience with Tuvixin Plus!