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   H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 13:05:31 JST H. Faust

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 13:25:30 JST H. Faust

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 13:34:47 JST H. Faust

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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:29 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • steeznson
     @steeznson @hfaust
     
     >no side effects
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     steeznson (steeznson@glasgow.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:30 JST steeznson

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     • cool_boy_mew

     @coolboymew @hfaust

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:31 JST H. Faust

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew Call the cops from the answers I'm reading, show me "what that mouth do"
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:31 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @hfaust
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:32 JST H. Faust

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     @coolboymew I hope you have a business card with your fedi handle, because I do, show me "your fedi handle"
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:32 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @hfaust what that mouth do
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:33 JST H. Faust

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     Enough chit chat, let's play the Feud! We surveyed 100 federation users, top six answers are on the board. You have to find the most popular answer. Name a question you might ask a girl you just met at a party.
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:33 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @hfaust your fedi handle
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:34 JST H. Faust

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     In a world where stories are getting stale, a brave Hollywood producer will rise and challenge all conceptions to ruin your favorite franchise! This is the tale of one man that hates its audience and will use the power of nepotism to gets what he wants or else. Starring Alex Kurtzman as himself and J.J. Abrams as God, Blue: The Movie: The Musical. Rated PG-13
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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:51:34 JST H. Faust

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     And we are back! I shall remind our contestants that if you have some troubles with the answers you can mail your complaints to your mom and ask her why she raised such a whiny kid.