"why not read a book?" I read probably 5x as many books when I was young than the average person and I don't enjoy it as much anymore.

"why not play a video game?" I feel like I'm wasting my life anymore when I do that.

"why not socialize?" I am still borderline autistic and naturally a loner and can't socialize so much before getting really tired.

"why not have sex?" gf on other side of planet currently, I am not that well endowed.