@moth_ball @djsumdog @mk It is difficult to get across things like "This is different, there are reasons it is different, stop crying long enough to figure out how I/O works."

The big problem is that Ubertuber doesn't ship with the BSD fortunes so that wisdom and understanding are dumped on you when you log in:

> When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.