@pwm @eriner @sun pic related is my family background. Me in the middle. My grandpas were both drunks, and my grandmas both teetotalers. My parents were both drunks so it kinda skews the graph but you get it.

My mom's dad would go buy a six pack of beer and sit in the park with a radio listening to baseball and feeding the ducks. This was cause for my grandma to physically assault him apparently. Never take the Protestant pill.